an old-fashioned futilitarian

Beginning with a gift I received, this hilarious Twelfth Night academia AU:

Cut & Caper (4458 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Twelfth Night - Shakespeare
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sir Andrew Aguecheek/Sir Toby Belch
Characters: Sir Toby Belch (Twelfth Night), Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night), Maria (Twelfth Night)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends With Benefits, Profanity, A Life of the Mind, Academia
Summary: When Toby had broken up with Andy, he had said I want us to stay friends, because that was just a thing you said. Everyone knew that. Nobody took it literally. Nobody except little Andrew Aguecheek.

( recs for Othello, Henry IV, and bonus Slings & Arrows )